Weight-loss competition? Ha, that's funny.

Stefism #31 You might feel impressed with yourself when you decide to join a “weight-loss competition” with some of your friends during the week of Halloween.  Don’t be surprised, however, when you drop out after three days because you realize that chocolate is more important to you than basically anything else in the world.

Let’s get real. A weight-loss competition at Halloween? Who was I kidding?