6-year-old: "Mom, you need to eat the baby."
Me: "What? Eat the baby?"
6-year-old: "Yeah. So you can be pregnant again."
Oh, so that’s how it works! I guess it makes sense in a horrifically disgusting way. I mean, how else is the baby supposed to get in there?! I’m just a little hung up on the whole ‘eating the baby’ part. I suppose people do prefer lamb over mutton, so perhaps cannibals would prefer baby over adult. But let’s be real here. If any human is going to be eaten, it should probably be teenagers. Because, why not?