Stefism #11: 5-year-old: “I never pick my nose at night because I can’t find it. It’s too dark.”
I overheard my 5-year-old telling his friend this gem of wisdom very matter-of-factly while we were driving in the car. I wasn’t sure how to respond. On the one hand, I was happy that he wasn’t picking his nose at night and flicking boogers all over the floor. On the other hand, what does this mean he is doing during the day when he can find his nose??! And what is that dried, crusty thing clinging to the dashboard? Yikes!